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Originally Posted by ResAlien
Showed up in a crappy van painted Canucks colours, they gave no explanation as to where they got it, but seemed really high and had what looked to be a dead hooker in the back. One mumbled something about rent and they drove off in search of....
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the ultimate pulled pork sammich. "Leroy", I could hear one guy saying to the other, "if we're going to prison for this, I want to at least enjoy one night of fine cuisine before I go."
Behind them, the seemingly dead hooker moved her limbs, and rolled out the back of the van. She gave a sorrowing cry when her body hit the pavement, and I moved forward past the midgets to help. As I got closer I could see her face, and I realized this was no hooker, this was...