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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim and I had to stop for the night. I decided to call my best friend, an armless legless blind deaf mute Devry dropout named dangles. We called him dangles because he had enormous testicles and a very small penis. We knew this because armless legless people have trouble dressing themselves, and Dangles was blind and he just didn't care.
I let the phone ring 20 times before I hang up, I realized that he really couldn't answer the phone, and wondered why he had a phone in the first place.
"What a drag" I said.
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Just then I remembered I had 3 lesbian midgets loose somewhere in the house. I never did make it to the dungeon. Where could they be hiding?
I searched high and low, mostly low as they were midgets after all and couldn't help but remark to myself how Calgary is so brown in the summer.
That's when a couple of guys who were up to no good.....