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Old 05-09-2009, 05:09 PM   #504
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Originally Posted by jammies View Post
Let's cut the Gordian knot and make everyone happy - from now on, all testing on animals will be replaced by testing on members of PETA, the ALF, and similar organizations. I'm also all for the carving up of vegetarians into tasty longpork to save the cows.

This way, the animals get saved, testing gets done, everyone who wants it can have meat, and the supply of ecodrones and preachbots dries up. Wins all around!

At the risk of sounding racist, would that be considered to be light or dark meat, and what whine do you think would go best with that. Possibly a nice chilled Chianti?
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