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jammies · 05-09-2009, 04:55 PM

Let's cut the Gordian knot and make everyone happy - from now on, all testing on animals will be replaced by testing on members of PETA, the ALF, and similar organizations. I'm also all for the carving up of vegetarians into tasty longpork to save the cows.

This way, the animals get saved, testing gets done, everyone who wants it can have meat, and the supply of ecodrones and preachbots dries up. Wins all around!

05-09-2009, 04:55 PM	#502
jammies Basement Chicken Choker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants. Exp:	Let's cut the Gordian knot and make everyone happy - from now on, all testing on animals will be replaced by testing on members of PETA, the ALF, and similar organizations. I'm also all for the carving up of vegetarians into tasty longpork to save the cows. This way, the animals get saved, testing gets done, everyone who wants it can have meat, and the supply of ecodrones and preachbots dries up. Wins all around! __________________ Better educated sadness than oblivious joy.