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Originally Posted by 4X4
Seriously? The guy ordered poon from an escort agency, an agency that sent a girl to his house, and he buried her in his own backyard?
Probably the easiest police investigation ever:
Hello, police? My name is Madame Boudreau. One of my girls is missing...
Ok, what was her last known whereabouts?
Two days ago, she went to 123 Mullet Street and has not been heard from since.
Ok. We'll send over an officer.
*knock knock*
Good afternoon, sir. We're investigating a missing 14 year old BPs employee
I don't know anything. ANYTHING. She left that night, I swear!!
Ok, sir. We're just gonna take a look around your property in case she left anything...
What do you make of this?
Looks like a grave.
*knock knock*
Sir, you're under arrest.
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No kidding. I was thinking the same thing. This is one guy who definitely should have laid off the pot. I realize that marijuana can impair judgement and hamper problem solving skills... but what an idiot.
If you kill someone and you know that others have seen you with that person last, you need to rob a couple of 7-11s and get on the first plane to Venezuela.