[CaptainCrunch]

I would have a stash of cash that would allow me to act like a rap star. You know throwing cash in the face of my personally hired camera man while fat bottomed girls in bikini's dance suggestively behind me.

I'd rename my self after the mayan symbol for Dog.

I'd also become a bounty hunter with a heart of gold, but only after I murdered somebody for street cred and then paid my way to freedom through our justice system.

Beat that Playahhhs