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Originally Posted by Locke
I cant believe this, some people stun me. If I won the lottery, lets say $10 or $20 Million I'd probably be outrageously drunk and high 24/7 until something gives out.
I'd buy Bawlf, bulldoze it and then build an exact replica out of Kelp.
There wouldnt be enough time for me work even if I wanted to.
I'd hire a few huge bodyguards and buy a assload of booze and a recliner and sit right by the Drop-In centre screaming obscenities and throwing empties....egging the hobos on to do something about it so Chongo and Tony could get their Skull Cracking on.
I'd dress like a homeless guy and get into the Mustard Seed undercover and then abduct all of the hobos, buy them each an expensive suit, get them cleaned up and then take them to the ritziest hotel in Vegas and throw a huge party with all the booze, drugs, women and food that anyone could ever want and then exactly at midnight I'd make a speech about how this is how I live every night and kick them out into the street with nothing.
So....many....possibilities....
Some people are pro-active socially conscious and constructive rich guys, I'd be the single most socially and self-destructive rich guy ever. Buy crap to burn it.
I'd buy every single part-time job I ever had and burn it to the ground.
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Woah woah woah. I call shenaningans you drunk accountant! Also, that wouldn't cost much as you'd probably only need like....four plants to rebuild the place haha. Actually a kelp building would probably be better structurally than some of the houses.