[Displaced Flames fan]

Hilarious.

So all houses with recycling bins at the curb are unoccupied? Am I missing something not living in Calgary?

Here it is possible to put your garbage out for pick up and then walk right back inside your house without fear of reprisal! Also, I could choose to put the garbage out and leave while the rest of my family remains inside, armed, waiting for any would-be burglars to make their move.