> > > > Groaners for the day.
> > > >
> > > > Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
> > > > ---------------------------------------
> > > > A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says,"I'll serve
> > you,
> > >but don't start anything."
> > > > --------------------------------------
> > > > A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry,we don't
> > >serve food in here."
> > > > ---------------------------------------
> > > > A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
> > > > ---------------------------------------
> > > > A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm
> > and
> > >says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
> > > > ----------------------------------------
> > > > Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love, get married. The
> > >ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant.
> > > > --------------------------------------
> > > > Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does
> >
> > >this taste funny to you?"
> > > > ------------------------------------
> > > > "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
> > > > "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
> > > > "Is it common?"
> > > > "It's not unusual."
> > > > -----------------------------------
> > > > Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
> > > > Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this
> > >morning."
> > > > "I don't believe you," said Dolly.
> > > > "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.
> > > > ----------------------------------
> > > > An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were
> > nothing
> > >to look at either.
> > > > ------------------------------------------
> > > > Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my
> > >electron."
> > > > The other says, "Are you sure?"
> > > > The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
> > > > -------------------------------------------
> > > > Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullsh*t before.
> > > > -----------------------------------------
> > > > A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's
> > >cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
> > > > "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks
> > the
> > >dog up
> > > > and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he
> > says,
> > >"I'm going to have to put him down."
> > > > "What!?! Because he's cross-eyed?"
> > > > "No, because he's really heavy."
> > > > ---------------------------------------
> > > > I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
> > >couldn't find any.
> > > > ----------------------------------------
> > > > I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 bucks
> > that
> > >he couldn't
> > > > reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are
> > too
> > > high."
> > > > ---------------------------------------
> > > > I went to a seafood disco rave last week.... and pulled a
> > mussel.
> > > > ---------------------------------------
> > > > Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit
> > a
> > >fire in the
> > > > craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have
> > your
> > >kayak and heat it too.
> > > > -----------------------------------------------
> > > > What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
> > > > ----------------------------------------------
> > > > Two termites walk into a bar. One asked, "Is the bartender
> > here?"
> > > > ----------------------------------------------
> > > > A drunk walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he says.
> > > >
> >
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