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TheyCallMeBruce · 05-06-2009, 09:16 PM

Hmm...I'd work, but things I'd like to do. Let's say I won $32 mil, I'd take $1 mil and make the craziest, most outrageous comedy about overeaction. Then, I'll buy 20 saint bernards and hire the skinniest person to walk them. I would also build a house filled with booby traps and invite my friends over, then I'd activate the traps and leave the house, watching the whole thing unfold in my panic room.

I would also build a remote control Honda Civic (since they are the most stolen vehicle) and leave the keys and engine running with the door unlocked. Then I will wait until someone tries to steal it. Adventure ensues.

Next, I'd open up a nightclub in calgary call "Electric Ave Fight Club" featuring such greats as tight jeans mullet fighter and sweatpants mullet fighter...

...oh the possibilities.

Oh yeah, last but not least...I'd fly to Japan and con Yuna Ito into going out with me, by proclaiming myself as some sort of King from Siam.

05-06-2009, 09:16 PM	#62
TheyCallMeBruce Likes Cartoons Join Date: Apr 2004 Exp:	Hmm...I'd work, but things I'd like to do. Let's say I won $32 mil, I'd take $1 mil and make the craziest, most outrageous comedy about overeaction. Then, I'll buy 20 saint bernards and hire the skinniest person to walk them. I would also build a house filled with booby traps and invite my friends over, then I'd activate the traps and leave the house, watching the whole thing unfold in my panic room. I would also build a remote control Honda Civic (since they are the most stolen vehicle) and leave the keys and engine running with the door unlocked. Then I will wait until someone tries to steal it. Adventure ensues. Next, I'd open up a nightclub in calgary call "Electric Ave Fight Club" featuring such greats as tight jeans mullet fighter and sweatpants mullet fighter... ...oh the possibilities. Oh yeah, last but not least...I'd fly to Japan and con Yuna Ito into going out with me, by proclaiming myself as some sort of King from Siam. Last edited by TheyCallMeBruce; 05-06-2009 at 09:18 PM.