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Originally Posted by old-fart
Uh... you do know Tom Cruise is way high up in Scientology right? Scientology... the "religion" that was invented by a science fiction writer as a way to make "serious money". The "religion" that believes we are all infested with the souls of dead space aliens that were blown up in volcanoes billions of years ago by an evil galactic ruler named Xenu. The "religion" that believes that once you rid yourself of these dead alien souls you can obtain a level of "clear", and do amazing things like change the weather to suit your own needs, leave your body, cure all (yes, I typed "all) illness, etc.
Ya, anything Tom Cruise says on anything should automatically go to the top of the list of things you want to pay attention to.
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Apparently my joke was lost on you.
Hail Xenu!