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Originally Posted by longsuffering
So why is he being forced out?
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TOP TEN REASONS PAUL HINMAN IS STEPPING DOWN!
10. Free Costco membership no longer offered as perk of job
9. Lost to Stelmach in charity arm-wrestle
8. Tired of running from big dogs set upon him by what should be his target audience of government-hating redneck farmers.
7. Found out he would have to pretend to like the Oilers to get Edmonton votes.
6. "Et tu, Brutus?"
5. I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you; I know you were right, believing for so long.
4. Didn't help get the girls like he thought it would.
3. Big Oil unhappy with insufficient kowtowing and forelock-pulling.
2. Thought he was actually leader of the Wyld Rose Alliance, fan club for obscure 80's hair metal band Wyld Rose.
1. No one can replace Giant Robot Hitler in our hearts.