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Originally Posted by ResAlien
Back in college my GF of 3 years told me she was moving out. I asked her to have all her crap out by the next day. So she tried to stab me with a screwdriver, poured bleach in my fishtank to kill my fish, moved out all her stuff while I was gone but left the couch. But she took the cushions so I couldn't use it. That was fun. This girl recently found me on Facebook to apologise for the attempted stabbing. She's now unhappily married with two kids and wants to meet up again. I pass.
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What? You need a sense of revenge my young friend. Go for lunch with her and dose her drink with bleach. Then when she's lying there suffering you can stab her with a screwdriver while yelling "This is for my fish flipper who didn't live to graduate from fish college"
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