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Originally Posted by dissentowner
The first girlfriend I ever slept with I dumped the next day by leaving her a letter. Two days later I was at a party and asked her if she wanted to have sex again and she said she would not sleep with a guy unless she was dating him so I asked her back out, did the deed, and retrieved the letter I gave her the first time and just gave it to her again. She ended up a lesbian.  |
You are a terrible person.
And an incredible genius.