Stranger: hey
You: Go Flames Go!
Stranger: You know what capitalism is?
You: yes
Stranger: Getting f***ed!
You: it is the bee's knees
You: most of the time
Stranger: no.. how are u?
You: capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings, socialism is the equal sharing of miserys
You: 21
Stranger: You got the stuff?
You: I'm not stuffed, I'm actually quite hungry right now
Stranger: Chi chi, get the ya-yo
You: I don't like chicago
Stranger: Stockholm.. itīs paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big p***y just waiting to get f***ed.
You: do you like mats sundin?
Stranger: You're kidding?
Stranger: He's political.
You: daniel alfredsson then?
Stranger: Yeah
You: henrik zetterberg?
Stranger: You know what a chazzer is?
You: no
Stranger: It's a Yiddish word for "pig."
You: and the jews don't like pigs
Stranger: What about Ernie?
You: he's better than Bert
Stranger: You son of a bitch!... you f***!
You: i like Barb and Ernie's better though
You: good breakfast place
Stranger: Now you're talking to me baby! That I like! Keep it coming!
You: Ernie wears lederhosen
Stranger: Would you kiss me if I wear the hat?
You: as long as if it isn't the hat that Ray Emery didn't want to wear
Stranger: You wanna f*** with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!
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