[troutman]

Originally Posted by 4X4

Oh yeah? Well I was there in 1975. It all started at Southcenter parking lot in the middle of the night back in october 2005. This friend of mine asked me to bring my digital camcorder and record his new experiment.
Out of nowhere, these Al Quada terrorists came along and shot him. So I jumped in his hybrid DeLorean and hit the gas.
Next thing I knew, I was bouncing around in a farmer's field. Then the DeLorean broke down so I hid it and walked to the closest Timmys and that's where I saw my dad getting picked on by some mean dudes. It was then that I realized that I had gone back in time.
I tried talking to my dad but he left, so I followed him. When I caught up, I found him up a tree peeping in a woman's window. He fell out of the tree in front of a car and I ran into the street and pushed him out of the way - but I still got hit.
I woke up in a strange place and my mother was talking to me. She got all creepy so I bailed and went to track down my friend to get him to fix the DeLorean and send me back to where - when - I came from. Took a bit of convincing, but he finally agreed to help.
Unfortunately, the plug for the hybrid wasn't compatible with the plugs back in 1975, so there was no way to get the flux capacitor to run. And furthermore, I had inadvertantly screwed up my parents' first meeting.
So my friend concocted this complicated scheme that harnessed the power of global cooling to get the car running, meanwhile, I had to take my own mother to BSD and get her to hook up with my dad. That was a pretty f'd up night.

So, how was your mom?