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Old 04-12-2009, 10:58 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by Berger_4_ View Post
Huzzah! I'm jacked for this. When I found out the Wet Secrets were playing I was even more jacked. Then I let my friends listen to them and they made me slightly less jacked. Regardless, my jackedness is still of the friggin' charts.

I'll most likely be the obnoxiously drunk 18 year old rez bum in bright pink Hurley shorts! If you talk to me nice enough (and I'm at a proper state of intoxication) you just might get a beer from me if you say you're from CP!

It is kinda gay that we're gonna have to walk so damn far from rez to get to the beer gardens but what can you do I suppose...too bad they had to move it. In front of Mac Hall and Kines seemed to be a pretty primo locale if you ask me. (it was there right? I vaguely remember being on campus a few years ago when it was happening.)

Also, is anybody planning on going to any of the afterparties? Sounds like the Whiskey is gonna be a good time, and with Ski Club tickets are only five bucks with a free drink and bus ride there! Sweet!
Alright kid. You've forced me to do this, I will give you some serious heart to heart advice.

One: It sounds like you might be looking forward to this, one might even say that you're 'jacked.' Dont get your hopes up. The U of C will find a way to destroy your joy and you can take that to the bank.

Secondly, I've found that the after parties at clubs suck Donkey sack. Find/organize a party with your own friends somewhere that you like.

And lastly (word? It is now) Beerios may be a great way to start the day but they are not part of a complete and nutritious breakfast. Pace yourself man and enjoy your day of alcohol addled anarchy. (<----Thats an alliteration BTW)
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