This is my introduction. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My introduction is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My introduction, without me, is useless. Without my introduction, I am useless. I must write my introduction true. I must write better than the person who is trying to grade me. I must write my introduction before it is due.
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"Wake up, Luigi! The only time plumbers sleep on the job is when we're working by the hour."
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