Please help Ballitch with our industry! We are sitting at an all time high of 21% unemployment, so we are pulling out all the stops!
Companies starting factories in our fair city will recieve HUGE incentives!
- 0% tax rates forever!
- Free Hookers and Blow (TM-CP) for all company functions!
- Lifetime supply of toilet paper!
- Free lawyers to handle any messy complications caused by the hookers and/or blow
Plus if you build a factory in the next ten minutes we will throw in not just two, but FOUR Shamwow's!!
If you went to another city you would spend millions of dollars in taxes, I don't know, it kind of sells itself!
So join the dynamic, growing city of Ballitch today, and enjoy a lifetime of debauchery, sin, and worry free toilet visits!
http://ballitch.myminicity.com/ind