FIRST, SORRY FOR BRINGING THIS THREAD BACK... BUT...
Jolinar:
Information was received at my office today regarding the location of these 3 extension cords. It would appear that it was not a case of theft, but rather an unfortunate single accident, resulting in the traumatic loss of three cords.
I have uncovered the identity of the extension cord bandit. I can not reveal the bandit's name publicly, but I think you may know him/her. You no longer have to live in fear that the bandit will return in the night and run off with new cords. He/she has no desire to repeat this terrible crime, and feels badly about your loss.
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