Could have ended like this:
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MR. POOPY PANTS
January -- flight from Fort Lauderdale to Minneapolis/St Paul.
SO what's the absolute worst thing that can happen on a plane? Well, it happened to me. Actually, the second worst thing happened to me. THE absolute worst thing happened to the lady who was sitting behind me, next to the antagonist.
Guy in the 2nd to the last row poops in his pants about 10 minutes into the flight -- we're talking the big D here, and I think he'd been eating seafood all week. Really really terrible. Anyway, he didn't even try to wash it out of his pants - he just sat there in his own poo...For over three hours.
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