[HPLovecraft]

So, I'm sitting here eating a Kit-Kat (not the Chunky variety), and I was wondering what my favorite chocolate bar is. It's definitely not this POS Kit-Kat. I'm not enjoying this treat one bit. It's all melty and stuck to the package. Stupid child laborers can't even put my chocolate bar together right.

Anyways. When I'm in a simple mood, I prefer Mr. Big bars. Lots of bar, it's light, doesn't hurt my gaping cavities too much, and it's good for jokes. I mean, who hasn't made a Mr. Big joke? If you really want to push the PC boundaries, try including a Big Turk in there.

Then, when I'm in a more sophisticated mood, perhaps when I'm sitting at Starbucks sipping on my $10 Latte, I prefer a Caramilk. It's very sweet, filled with caramel, and the package makes me think I'm a rich Englishman from the Victorian era.

What about you? (Yes, you). Feel free to include a spin-off of a known chocolate bar (such as the aforementioned Kit-Kat Chunky), or even some exotic, unknown chocolate bar from the wastelands of central Africa.