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WesternCanadaKing · 04-06-2009, 06:30 PM

Now that I think about it, the biggest prick I've ever encountered travelling was actually a Canadian from Leduc. I was reading a book on my hostel bed in Cairns when he barged in around 10 at night drunk as hell with a girl who was already half naked. They completely ignored me and started getting into the foreplay while I watched stunned from the other side of the room. A few of the things he said during the encounter:
"Easy access... I like it."
"Instead of sucking on the beer, why don't you suck on my c**k"
"Are you ready to get spread like a whore in a church?" ????? what!?

And then finally he pulled out a red condom, and the girl expressing an unimpressed surprise said "Seriously... a flavoured condom?" to which he grinned and said "Yeah babe... it'll make your p***y taste sweet". At this point I lost it and was outside the room barely able to breathe I was laughing so hard. I think I heard the girl saying rather loudly from inside the room "Well what do you expect, Twizzlers!?".

But then again, he was from a town by Edmonton, so its not really fair to group him with other Canadians.

04-06-2009, 06:30 PM	#168
WesternCanadaKing Giver of Calculators Join Date: Sep 2005 Exp:	Now that I think about it, the biggest prick I've ever encountered travelling was actually a Canadian from Leduc. I was reading a book on my hostel bed in Cairns when he barged in around 10 at night drunk as hell with a girl who was already half naked. They completely ignored me and started getting into the foreplay while I watched stunned from the other side of the room. A few of the things he said during the encounter: "Easy access... I like it." "Instead of sucking on the beer, why don't you suck on my ck" "Are you ready to get spread like a whore in a church?" ????? what!? And then finally he pulled out a red condom, and the girl expressing an unimpressed surprise said "Seriously... a flavoured condom?" to which he grinned and said "Yeah babe... it'll make your p*y taste sweet". At this point I lost it and was outside the room barely able to breathe I was laughing so hard. I think I heard the girl saying rather loudly from inside the room "Well what do you expect, Twizzlers!?". But then again, he was from a town by Edmonton, so its not really fair to group him with other Canadians.