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Originally Posted by WesternCanadaKing
I've met 5 Americans in 3 months of backpacking through Australia. 4 of them were very nice people, couldn't tell that they weren't Canadian. One of them introduced himself by saying "Yo, I'm from LA, representin'!" and then went on to say how much he hated Europe because he hates cultural and intellectual things and wishes people would stop trying to be so smart.
Its not really fair, but he's the American I'm going to remember.
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Ha, that reminds me of an American I met when we were in Kotor (and again in Sarajavo). He was an American (from Florida) but wore Canadian flags all over his backpack and had Canada T-shirts (cause if they knew you were American in the former Yugaslavia, they'd kick your ass). Anyways, he was pretty alright and easy going, but when we went out drinking, he got more and more obnoxious. He went around grinding girls from behind, some who were with their boyfriends that were built like Georges Laraque. One of the times, the girl agrees to dance with him and the first thing he does is he grabs her ass; she tries to push his hand away and keep on dancing (she was smokin hot too) and he makes for a second try. Her boyfriend tells the American to get lost. Then, he moves onto the second table of girls (there are 5 there) and tries to dry hump them too - and this belongs in the "you're doing it wrong" thread - and she's trying to ignore this American guy dry humping her from behind, but all her friends leave and she tells him he scared away all her friends; he says to her "###### you b**ch" and moves onto table No 3. (Is this getting sad yet?) He starts doing the same thing as table one, girl, except this time the boyfriend was about to knock his head off - that was probably the time I abandoned him, before I get into some bar fight and end up in a prison in Belgrade.
Thanks for giving Canada a bad name, American guy.