Stranger: hii
You: the sky is blue
You: *cough*
Stranger: no today the sky is great
You: great isn't a color
Stranger: i know
You: oh i get it
You: can you do something for me?
Stranger: but i was in the mood to say that
Stranger: what ?
You: can you google "strange genital afflictions", I don't want my wife to see the browser history
Stranger: erase the historic
Stranger: or press del and after enter
Stranger: ;D
You: can't that's suspect, she can't find the browser history completely empty so i'd have to spend all day going to sites all over again
Stranger: erase again
You: but she can't see that it's empty or she'll think I'm watching porn again
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: so i cant help you
You: "good christians don't watch money shots" or something like that
Stranger: okay
Stranger: and get a your wife
You: she'll take money shots, that was never the problem. Except that one time when we had to go to the eye doctor afterwards
Stranger: dont stay in porn sites
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