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Originally Posted by Jedi Ninja
I concur. On every street there is someone who is considered to be the bad neighbour, and they pretty much get to do whatever they want because noone wants the hassle of having to deal with them. It is important for you to establish yourself as the bad neighbour right from the beginning. Then you'll have the power in the neighbourhood. When your neighbours ask you to help with the fence, tell them to "Fata their Fatadamn fence, build it yourself!" When they start building the fence, call the bylaw officers on them 3 or 4 times. In the end, not only will you save the money on the fence, but you'll never have to worry about your neighbours bothering you ever again or even trying to talk to you.
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You got it. Moving into a new neighborhood is a lot like prison. Either kill someone or act crazy to impose residential dominance.
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