You: hello
Stranger: Hello!
You: whats going on
Stranger: nm, u?
You: tv
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: ROFLMAO
You: thisis strange
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: WTF MAN
You: what is roflmao
You: what is wtf?
Stranger: LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
You: do you know proper english?
Stranger: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DUDE
You: i suggest you buy a dictionary
Stranger: lolwtf
You: i dont speak txt
Stranger: haha, gud 1!
You: gud? who is gud?
Stranger: lol!
You: dis is da best ting eva!!!!
Stranger: ur awsum man!
You: i know
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A few weeks after crashing head-first into the boards (denting his helmet and being unable to move for a little while) following a hit from behind by Bob Errey, the Calgary Flames player explains:
"I was like Christ, lying on my back, with my arms outstretched, crucified"
-- Frank Musil - Early January 1994
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