I decided to test out people's reactions to being told they owed child support...
This one happened 3 times in a row:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You owe me like 3 months of child support you dank
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Followed by this:
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Stranger: EDWARD CULLEN ?
You: You owe me like 3 months of child support you dank
Stranger: ME ?
Stranger: BELLA ?
You: Don't try and weasle your way out of this one
Stranger: i'm a vampire
You: I know, I still have the bite marks on my neck
Stranger: i can run faster than you
Stranger: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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And then there was this:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: O_O
You: You owe me like 3 months of child support you dank
Stranger: What
Stranger: I've tried
You: You heard me
Stranger: But
You: Where's my money
Stranger: funds are low... 
You: So what, your baby is hungry
You: And growing 3 heads... I need money to get 2 of them removed
Stranger: Have you been feeding it our other children?
Stranger: I told you that's our only food
Stranger: Until I get paid
You: USELESS!
Stranger: I thought that as a Nigerian general
Stranger: I'd have money
Stranger: But the internet doesn't want to give me money
You: It does, you just waste it all on hookers and blow
Stranger: But it tastes so goood
Stranger: Its not even blow
Stranger: its sherbert
Stranger: I ran out of real blow several months ago
You: Maybe you should share next time.
Stranger: I told you, don't take drugs when pregnant
Stranger: This is why our baby has three heads!
Stranger: YOU LIED TO ME
You: Don't worry... its not actually yours. I just want your money.
You: Bye now!
Stranger: You said you were from Norfolk, I knew it was a terrible excuee
Stranger: Bye
You have disconnected.
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