I'm not sure wtf happened, but being myself, I couldn't resist being a douchbag.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: dreams
Stranger: hello
You: horrible dreams
Stranger: ?
You: oh sorry
Stranger: im sorry
You: I thought you were still the other person
Stranger: im a person
You: I guess he logged off because he was in N korea
Stranger: what a jerk
You: Yeah, those N koreans.
You: My name's James McTortle
You: I'm from Jammerton England
Stranger: im from florida
You: Where are you from?
You: Very nice. I've always hoped to go to Florida
You: I hear some sort of disneyworld is located there
Stranger: i hate disney
Stranger: our state is over populated because of it
You: Really? because of tourism?
Stranger: if it weren't for disney florida would still be green and beautiful
Stranger: you've never seen so much tourism
You: Ah, looks like Walt Disney is destroying the environment from beyond the grave
Stranger: indeed
You: Well, I hope to visit florida one day, but not to destroy it
You: i don't really want to be a part of the problem tourism
Stranger: haha no worries
Stranger: enjoy our beaches
You: I believe I will. We don't have beaches here. We have horrible coasts with nothing but fog and drunk ruffians
You: And often, they pick fights with the local lads.
Stranger: but you do have real football
Stranger: and for that im jealous
You: Well, we have football, but it's been quite depressing
Stranger: who's your club
You: Arsenal
You: that's because Jammerton is 12.3 kilometers away
Stranger: i'm a munich man myself. but when it comes to the premier league its everton for me
You: Ah i see. Glad to see you are following the sport in Florida
You: What teams do you have in Florida?
You: I understand the Florida Pantera?
You: Some sort of Ice Hockey team?
Stranger: none. honestly there is no mls team in the southeast us
Stranger: we have the tampa bay lightning and florida panthers
Stranger: im for the lightning myself
You: Ah yes, I've heard of the lighting
You: From what I heard, they won some sort of cup against a Calgary team
Stranger: indeed
You: I heard about Calgary and their Red Mile or Kilometer or something to that effect
Stranger: hockey doesnt get that big of a following in the southern us
You: Well, I must bid you good day
Stranger: good day sir
You: I am off to pick port masters and drink snake wide
Stranger: enjoy
You: It was a pleasure speaking to you
You: Good bye
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