[rockstar]

Wow. What a weird idea.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: evening

You: hey

You: this is incredibly strange

Stranger: hence, stranger

You: there ya go

Stranger: no stranger than any other conversation on the internet

Stranger: if you think about it

You: certainly more immediate and intimate
have you done this before?

Stranger: first time

Stranger: you want to do me?

You: nope

Stranger: well you are, as we speek

Stranger: doing conversation

You: nothing personal

Stranger: the subject of our conversation

Stranger: being conversation

Stranger: unless

Stranger: ...

Stranger: *sob*

Your conversational partner has disconnected.