Ever since last year when I put that dead hooker in my bosses trunk and they didn't find it for 3 months and the whole joke was wasted I decided to stop dragging out jokes until noon.
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Is it just me or have people forgot the real meaning of April Fools day.
Its all about the mental torture of putting together a prank that lasts four hours with the intent of at 11:59 letting your victim off of the hook after they've spent the morning sweating and feeling the pain in their chest and their left arm.
Putting balloons in offices is funny, but not an april fools day prank. However distributing offensive but not illegal porn in a co workers office and then letting HR know is April fools.
Girl friends pulling off the I'm late line and carrying it through is april fools.
Being convincing enough that everyone believes that Bob who actually took the morning off was either fired or horribly burned in a hot tub accident is april fools.
It drives me crazy when people don't have the patience for the payoff.
Some one crafted a story this morning that a client was pulling their business from us, and when I said really the person laughed and said APRIL FOOLS. God D@amn punks don't have the patience to be good at April fools to create a hoax involving a cast of dozens and at the final moment of the morning as your friend or family member or coworker is a complete mess, you release them from the prank and laugh in their face.
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