Vin Diesel conqered Constantinople for the Turks in 1453 after the Byzantine emperor said his head was misshapen.
Vin Diesel eats detergent, which he believes gives him twice the strength of Robocop. Scientific studies are yet to actually verify this claim.
While digging the Grand Canyon, Vin Diesel ran into Godzilla, and beat him up so badly that he's never dared assail the West Coast ever since, and attacks Japan, instead.
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