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Originally Posted by Ford Prefect
Give it to the wife and say please. If you're not married, buy a new hat.
Under no circumstances let a wife or girlfriend even suspect you might know how to or be capable of washing anything. If you ever have to run a washing machine, randomly poke a few buttons and then ask in your most annoying, helpless voice, "Which is the On button?"
You can thank me later.
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I have used this strategy, combined with the accidental mis-laundering of a few items. How was I supposed to know any better?
