Vin Diesel mysteriously disappeared four years ago, only to show up at the US Embassy in Guatamala, bearing the head of Medusa. When asked how he killed her, he vaguely replied, "A quarter mile at a time...a quarter mile at a time..."
Vin Diesel's scrotal skin cells are currently being used by the military to create an impervious armor that will maintain its shape and durability at any temperature.
And the best one so far...
Vin Diesel attributes his popularity to the fact that he is a cunning linguist.
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