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Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce
I think we're under estimating the gorilla a bit. Here's what I learned about Gorillas
They are capable of a grip force of 400 to 600 pounds of pressure, sometimes over 1000. So don't let a gorilla grab you.
When a gorilla is enraged, it will swing it's arms, capable of generating a blow over 600 pounds of pressure.
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Translation: Fights like a girl.
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Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce
Apparently, gorilla's are able to generate a bite of over 1300 pounds of pressure. The polar bear can manage over 900 pounds.
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Teeth advantage: polar bear. Sharp carnivorous teeth beat herbivorous teeth any day of the week.
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Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce
Also, gorillas are highly intelligent and somewhat organized as well. They will size up their opponent and determine the best course of action to attack.
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Do I really need to make a political joke here?
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The gorilla is also able to summon allies such as wild dogs and eagles to battle.
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Hmm. Can't fight his own battles?
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Gorillas evolved night vision. Unfortunately, it works horribly during the day.
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I assumed this fight was taking place during the day. If it's at night, I'll put money on the polar bear's sense of smell to overcome any advantage the gorilla's "night vision" has.
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Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce
Gorillas are capable of moving at the speed of sound. Often moving so quickly that the opponent wouldn't have a chance to make a move. The Gorilla will startle the opponent from behind and slap them with a force of over 10 king solomans.
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It took until this quote to realize that you were kidding the whole time. Or were you?