I hate to break it to you guys, but science doesnt exist anymore.
Its been shattered by a penis enlargement drug. I heard it on the radio. Penis enlargement and Fox News have 'literally' shattered science.
Ergo, science exists no longer. We'll miss you science. Well, some of us anyways. Not me. I always thought science was overrated and scientists were self-important, self-absorbed and overly pompous jerks.
Good riddance. Whats science done for us anyways?
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