Paul Martin is walking down the street in Ottawa when he notices a little girl carrying a box. He bends over and asks her what is in the box.
"They are kittens," she replies.
Martin asks her what kind of kittens they are.
"They are Liberal kittens," says the little girl.
Martin smiles, pats the little girl on the head and continues on down the road.
A couple weeks later, Martin is walking down the street with Jack Layton, when he sees the same little girl with the same box. Martin smiles to himself and tells Jack to "watch this".
Martin steps up to the little girl and asks her what she has in the box.
"They are kittens," she replies.
"And what kind of kittens are they," he asks?
"They are Conservative kittens," she replies.
Shocked, Martin says "But a couple weeks ago you told me they were Liberal kittens!"
"They were," the little girl answers, "but now their eyes are open."
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