Funny.
How about this one:
Thursday in Mrs. Smith's kindergarten class, she held an activity where each child had to explain the job their father does.
"What does your daddy do, Suzie?" asked Mrs. Smith.
"He's a firefighter," replied Suzie.
"And what about your daddy, Johnny?"
Johnny said, "He's a construction worker."
"And Timmy, what does your father do?"
"He's a male stripper and occasional gay prostitute."
The class gasped and Mrs. Smith quickly put an end to the activity.
After the bell rang, she asked Timmy, "Is that true what you said about your father?"
"No," replied Timmy, "he's really a Conservative Party MP, but I was too ashamed to say that in front of the other kids."