About "those crazy religious germans and their reprehensible love of guns that is the root of all of this". This could never happen in Europe or Canada because we are sooooo above that.
Because after all it is their lack of enlightenment by not having strict gun control laws and going to church that obviously caused this.
Oh wait .... this was not the Americans? I must be an idiot, crazy people only kill people in America because they sell guns and have churches there. Al Gore and Michael Moore have said so in movies.....