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Originally Posted by jammies
I saw a girl outside in a short skirt today. Clearly I'm not ready for spring because it distracted me into almost running over this dude jaywalking with his cell phone in his ear.
Which brings us to an interesting legal question: would I be at fault for being mesmerized, or would he be at fault for walking out in front of the car just as the light turned green for me, or would she be at fault for being unseasonably sexy?
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The girl is never at fault. Even though it's clearly her fault, if you punish girls for wearing things that make men crash, they might stop wearing them as often. That would suck.
Cell phone guy deserves to be hit just because he's a moron for yapping on a phone AND jaywalking. But legally, you'd still be at fault. Unless you ran. Fast. Pin it, bro!