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Old 03-10-2009, 07:24 AM   #52
Daradon
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Haha, not in the dog house currently, but made me think of two comments you NEVER say to women that I learned many years ago.

#1. Never ever say, 'Yes mom,' no matter how much your girl is nagging you or how silly her request seems. It could be a request for a chore, or simply one of those silly 'thinking of your protection' things they say like, 'make sure you're wearing you're winter coat if your going out!'. Haha, instant anger, no matter how well deserved the comment is. Plus you'll probably lose whatever snuggle priviliges you have for a while. Which makes sense because at your age, you shouldn't be 'snuggling' with your 'mom' anyway.

The other one women hate, from your significant other to your sister, though it can be kinda funny if it's your sister, less so if it's someone you don't want to be arguing with, is:

#2. Never under any circumstances say, 'You're so cute when you're mad.' Haha, instant argument there. Plus she will get considerably more mad, and less cute, proving your point wrong. Let's face it, no one wants their anger mocked, no matter how cute they are when it is happening. So just bite your tongue when this happens and be glad they are still in that 'cute' stage. Cause man, it can change for the worse REAL QUICK.

Two great doghouse comments for ya there. Works every time.

Last edited by Daradon; 03-10-2009 at 07:26 AM. Reason: spelling
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