[longsuffering]

Originally Posted by Regulator75

DESS, you sir are a tool.

Morley wanted me to pass this message on to you, as his typing skills aren't quite up to par.

• I don't bark at night, in fact I hardly bark at all.

• I don't smell.

• I am not dangerous, unless rolling on my back for belly rubs is a threat.

• I urinate on bushes and tress, not where children play.

• My owner picks up after me, every time.

Orson says: +1