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Originally Posted by driveway
There is one thing that being 'psychic' can help you with:
There is no better way to pick up a girl than to read her palm. If you can spend fifteen minutes holding a girl's hand, tracing your finger lightly over her palm, talking about her and her future and not get her phone number, there is something profoundly wrong with you.
Works every single time.
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yeah, then you tell her that you see a big house with a pool in her future, and when she asks you where you see that you hawk a loogie into her hand. Works everytime.
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