DESS, you sir are a tool.
Morley wanted me to pass this message on to you, as his typing skills aren't quite up to par.
- I don't bark at night, in fact I hardly bark at all.
- I am not dangerous, unless rolling on my back for belly rubs is a threat.
- I urinate on bushes and tress, not where children play.
- My owner picks up after me, every time.