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Originally Posted by Frank the Tank
Every time I see my little kitty all curled up sleeping on the couch I think, man, I'd better kill that little before he get me! Cats are evil too! I think its actually a cat-dog conspiracy and we should kill them all! And bears too. And otters.
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The one thing thats saved us from annihalation by the cats is evolution. They don't have oppossible thumbs, therefore they can't grip the pillow and smother us, so they satisfy us by sitting on our faces and farting in the middle of the night.
Yes cats are evil.
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