Want to hear something to make you laugh?
http://www.xenu.net/archive/multimedia.html
These are recordings of L. Ron Hubbard that high-level scientologists shell out hundreds of thousands of dollars to listen to. This guy is an absolute pathological liar, a lunatic, and completely off the wall.
You know what scientology is against psychiatry, but did you know that scientology is also against Calculus? (Because Hubbard couldn't understand it). There's also all this gobblede#### about how the alien souls were frozen in alcohol and glycol and put into 3D cinemas to watch fake movies about Christ, therefore, Christ is not really real, but an implanted 3D movie that everybody had to watch 75 million years ago after we were exploded out of volcanoes or something. Also be sure to check out the clip where he is talking about galaxies and he pronounces it (so assuredly like he's the genius scientist he believes himself to be) gil-axe-ee.
He also talks about how people can survive on heavy-gravity Jupiter if they look like Eskimos, otherwise meat people like you and me would be pancakes. He also talks about how he was in the Van Allen Radiation Belt and while the clouds can be damp and cold, space is actually quite warm and Venus is where the aliens erase your minds.
Oh, and to tie into that smoking bylaw thread, Hubbard believed that cigarettes were actually the secret mass delivery system designed to cure radiation sickness after atomic wars and that not smoking actually causes lung cancer rather than the reverse because smoking was the cure for radiation and anti-smoking groups were actually destroying humanity.