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Originally posted by calf@Jun 25 2005, 06:59 PM
Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: ....Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: ....Fifty bucks.
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Peter: I'll give you $50 bucks for it.
Funeral Home Worker: Sir, this coffin costs $1000 dollars.
Peter: $70 bucks.
Funeral Home Worker: What?
Peter: $2000 bucks.
Funeral Home Worker: Sir, that's twice what it costs.
Peter: $20 bucks.
Brian: He doesn't know how to haggle.