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Originally posted by calf@Jun 25 2005, 07:59 PM
Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: ....Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: ....Fifty bucks.
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Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
Maybe I can sell them on ebay and say its a secret message.