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calf · 06-25-2005, 07:59 PM

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: ....Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: ....Fifty bucks.

06-25-2005, 07:59 PM	#9
calf broke the first rule Join Date: Jan 2004 Exp:	Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute. Quagmire: Fifty bucks. Auctioner: She had nine STDs. Quagmire: ....Forty-five bucks. Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself. Quagmire: ....Fifty bucks.