Damnedest thing happened today, I had recently ordered an emergency traction kit and it was supposed to be delivered by UPS today and when the guy
finally showed up (late as usual

) the box had been opened and the kit looked like it had been used.
I was extremely pissed so I called the guy's supervisor who assured me that the driver would be fired over the ordeal.
Where do delivery truck drivers get off thinking that their delivery items are their own personal property?
I also demanded custody of his cat as he would be unable to properly care for it once he becomes an unemployed and broken husk of a man...I subsequently killed it in front of him to demonstrate my social superiority.